I am an officially designated emissary of BOx Turtles For Universal Xceptance (BOTFUX). We believe that the obsession with animal sex demonstrated by many Republican members of the United States House & Senate is indicative of more than just extremely deep-seated emotional & sexual dysfunctions on their parts. It belies their fundamental misunderstandimating, misinterpretationating, & misunderestimating of Old Testament teaching!
Their bible says: "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is an abomination. Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion." (Leviticus 18:22-23, KJV) The dictionary defines lie as follows: "To be or place oneself at rest in a flat, horizontal, or recumbent position."
Clearly, as long as these Proscriptive Directional Orientations (PDOs) are observed, there can be no violation of their so-called gOD's so-called Laws!
Help Keep Government's Hands Out Of Our Boxes!!
Your Servant in the Eternal Quest for Inter-Species Harmony & Sexual Fulfillment,
Pope Bandar bin Turtle
Email: Pope Bandar bin Turtle
Web: BOx Turtles For Universal Xceptance
Blog: http://botfux.blogspot.com/
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Hi Pope Bandar bin Turtle I’ve been looking for abstract art related blogs and I came across yours on Proscriptive Directional Orientations (PDOs) during my trawl, so I thought it would be polite to let you know about my visit. I have just recently started a daily news feed on my own site and you are most welcome to come and visit me at abstract art.
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